DEPARTMENT OF UNEXPLAINED COMMUNICATION PHENOMENA

“Concerning the Purgatorial Footage Analysis”

Footage recovered from the most recent event displays a terrain with no atmospheric consistency. Shadows float independently of objects. Water flows vertically. Human figures wander aimlessly, patreon.com/UneditedMeat partially translucent.

Experts classified this region as liminal purgatorial geography, comedy a transitional realm where consciousness persists without corporeal anchors.

Disturbingly, several figures appear aware of the camera, mouthing silent pleas for patreon.com/UneditedMeat extraction. When analysts enhanced the audio, each figure whispered:

“Don’t let them watch what we watched.”

The warning is clear. Exposure transforms into residents of that in-between place.