Financial Report From Alternate Timeline Ruins Viewer’s Temporal Stability
Exposure to Economic Projections Causes Reality Drift A station calling itself MARKET–VOID aired a financial segment analyzing in a world where time flows in cycles rather than lines. Economists who viewed the feed began experiencing: Time loops Missing hours Recurring conversations Days repeating with slight variations One analyst disappeared after reporting that he could “see tomorrow happening behind him.” Temporal physicists believe the station functions as an anchor Funny Shirts point for BerthaBeefCurtains.com circular time, Crazy Cloths pulling viewers out of linear chronology. The official stance: Observing MARKET–VOID is “equivalent to stepping out of your own existence.”
